1. A houndstooth hat is not a fashion statement, it's a football statement.
2. People actually stop at stop signs.
3. "Who do you go for?" is a specific question.
4. There is a market for high-end elephant jewelry.
5. You know that there is Art in Birmingham.
6. Your politicians are frequently parodied on Youtube.
7. Your news stories are frequently auto-tuned on Youtube.
8. On a standard trip to the grocery store, you see at least two cars with cracked windshields.
9. School is called off when there's frost on the ground.
10. An ice-scraper is a foreign tool.
11. You avoid wearing white and red or orange and blue together, lest someone mistake you for a football fan.
12. The next logical step from Tiger is Eagle.
13. Dirt is no longer dirt, it's clay.
14. Children cast aside their green and brown crayons when drawing the ground in favor of red.
15. Nobody cares about professional sports.
16. Police are needed to direct traffic after church services on Sunday.
17. It's easier to find fried chicken than a burger in a hurry.
18. You know at least 4 ways to get to I65.
19. Publix is your happy place.
20. You write a list about your state and more than 1/4 of it is about football
BONUS!
21. You more often see roadkill armadillos than almost any other single kind of dead wildlife.
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